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From the coming-soon department:
Wow. A whole week since the last time I blogged! This is definitely not in line with my goals for this lame blog. The worst part is that I have lots to write about but I want to get some photos done before I get to writing it all. I have wedding […]

From the schizzle-my-fajizzle-swizzle-scat-fat-cat-cravat department:
It is Wednesday. Friday looms before me. It calls to me like a spring bird upon the branch of a tree. It has been a long winter, but the bird knows that soon the branch will sprout little buds. Tomorrow the snow of the week will melt away, and the strong sun […]

From the where’s-it-got-off-to-now department:
This lame blog can now be found at Gnurple.Net, its new home.

From the doubleplus-undaily-updates department:
When we last left our intrepid hero (geek) he was valiantly (lazily) trying to recover (beat into submission) his ailing NetWinder. Alas, the NW refuses to budge, and I lose fiftyteen geek points (it’s an imaginary number, see…) for failing to solve a computer problem.
In the meantime a good friend has […]

From the miracle-mini-bump-Friday department:
Yesterday ruled. I love Fridays. Especially mircale mini-bump Fridays spent watching a good movie in the company of a good friend. Not to mention the pre-movie coffee and chat — which of course I did just mention. Good times. I recommend “Must Love Dogs” if you’re into sappy romantic comedies and/or […]

From the raised-by-a-cup-of-coffee department:
OK, there is going to be a very, very weird entry soon. I can feel it in my bones. I haven’t had a bout of silliness for days, and it’s welling up like a pressure cooker full of beans, with the safety valve stuck onto the top by only a valiant yet […]

From the frozen-suxx0r-on-a-stick department:
Hah! I shall make up for my lame not-coming-here-and-blogging-everyday with another entry about nothing! I call this one “Teh SuXx0r: Lameness all-in!!!11!”
Today’s extra-lame blog is brought to you by the letter N, the numbers 4 and 2, and the add-on icemaker kit for refrigerators.
Yes, that’s right. I dedicate this blog to the […]

From the delayed-response department:
Well. It figures that I would go and talk about resolving to write in here everyday and then immediately fail to do so. I suck. Time to talk about:
* The weekend
* The Gnurple.Netwinder
THE WEEKEND
Saturday totally rocked my world. Sunday was lame as all hell. I guess the world maintains a balance. On […]

From the disclaimers department:
Perhaps you haven’t read my short story yesterday. Perhaps you have. Perhaps you noticed a bunch of technical inaccuracies in the Hold’em game. Here’s the thing:
My experience with Texas Hold’em comes from: reading the Wikipedia entries; losing to my boss (twice!) at office poker parties; and playing the game on my little […]

From the drain-the-main-brain department:
I made a silly promise to myself that I’d come over here and write about something every day or so, just to keep my brain in the practise of generating creativity. Nothing terribly exciting has happened today, so I’m just going to dump a stream of consciousness on you.
This is your fair […]