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From the biggest-mistake-ever department:
This afternoon, at work, I had prepared an email to announce the latest version of our product to our clients. I gave it to my boss who added some marketing flair to it. Then it was given back to me to do the deed.
Boy, did I ever.
I pasted the email into a […]

From the all-astern-weddings department:
OK, I’m a bad blogger. It’s been a while since I updated. Part of me says, “So what? Nobody reads this crap.” Then the part of me that started this thing says, “Dude! You started doing this as a way to release pent-up creativity, and to practise writing, and as a diary […]

From the all-ahead-weddings department:
Lemme tell you about my grandmother.
(This will eventually tie in to a story about an upcoming wedding. Bear with me.)
My memere was, among a great many other good things, a very good planner. She had Christmas gifts purchased and waiting in closets years in advance. If she were going on […]

From the I-see-the-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel department:
SUNDAY the 31st
Well. Imagine it’s Sunday. Imagine it’s 15h00 on Sunday the 31st, the day which you’ve been assured by at least two different groups will be the day when your phone company will meet their appointment to test your line. Just imagine that you’ve been at home all day […]