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From the setting-sun department:
Turn on your imagination.
Is it on? Is it working? Imagine a meadow. Green grass, yellow flowers, a clear blue sky with fluffy white clouds and a bright, radiant sun. Birds are chirping, the calm wind ruffles the flowers and soothes your body.
Right. That was a […]

From the something-something department:
Back to the old job today.

AZROLB: Hunh?
OTH: That’s right, I was back at the ol’ monkey farm today. Yessir, AZROLB, the old digs fer sure.
AZROLB: What ‘n’ carnation ‘re you doin’ thar?

Well, it’s like this. I done got this new job, see, an’ I kinda had tuh, y’know, leave the […]

From the clean-your-clock department:
When we last heard from our tepid hero he was whining about a sucky weekend. Meh. Shit happens.
But now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for!
La piece de resistance!
El postado muy grande!
The story…
… of what I had for lunch!

FLASH BACK TO YESTERDAY EVENING. OUR TEPID HERO, SITTING ON HIS […]

From the AZROLB-is-mad department:
Holy cow. It’s been a dog’s age since I wrote here last. Seriously. My neighbours have dogs, and in between the last post and this one the dogs have gone from running around and playing in the snow to sitting in lawn chairs, smoking stogies and drinking Labatt Blue.
You’ll […]

From the electronics department:
If you haven’t read Office Love, then you don’t know that once upon a time I had an office and now I’m in a cubicle pit.
Let me tell you a little bit about my job. I do technical support, which means I talk on the phone a lot. If you’ve […]