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How ur not get what i say
O WIATT I NO
Stoff I wright dotnt get it
BUT IF I YELL OK
ur no bff ok wtf bbq?
They walk among us.
You wouldn’t know, to hear them speak,
of their loathesome keyboard skillzs.
The evil unseen until there their they’re online.
When did schools stop teaching people how to type? What part […]

Here’s a brief, brief summary of everything that’s happened since I last confessedblogged in no particular order:
* Some home construction fun (not *MY* home, mind you);
* A few evenings of fun with friends;
* A couple of increments on the $num_Settlers_of_Cataan_games_lost counter;
* An evil stomach bug;
* A watching of every single episode of Friends (all 10 […]

From the silly-childrens-stories department:
THE DUMPTYS
Humpty Dumpty was a blacksmith, working in the castle smithy for the King. The smithy, if one went looking for it, would be found between the soldiers’ barracks and the stables along the castle’s inner wall. Between the outer and inner walls lay the homes of many peasants and […]

From the camping-hiking department:
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE READER: Before you start, know that for a short story, this will be pretty long. Prepare thine eyes and mind, for I allowed mine to wander to a Storyteller’s Place as I put thoughts to words.
Oh, yeah - it comes with pictures, too! Anyways, read on, and […]

From the two-of-three department:
My sister has managed to make a house-buying decision approximately five years earlier than anybody expected (for those of you not playing along at home, my sister never does anything quickly, or on time. This trait comes into play later in this story. Now you have something to look for […]

From the memories department:
Here’s a little snippet dredged out of my memory, inspired by a message from somebody who expressed their enjoyment of being outdoors in all weather, day or night, rain or shine.

When was the last time you had fun in the rain?
I think back to a couple of summers ago. I’d biked […]

From the catz-R-us department:
I wrote some stuff about my cats today that I thought I’d share with you:
My cats: I have a brother (Paddington) and sister (Fluffernutter). They’re Persians of the “I ran into a wall and now my face looks like this” variety (although I think they’re incredibly cute). I adopted them […]

From the shoulda-done-this-a-week-ago department:
ALL ZERO READERS OF THIS LAME BLOG: Enough whining about your slacking off, NormMonkey, and get to the post!
ME: But I really want to say how bad I feel that…
AZROLB: Enough! Shut up!
ME: OK, fine. Here goes….
Alrighty then, here’s the list of stuff I wanted to talk about from waay […]

From the drain-the-main-brain department:
I made a silly promise to myself that I’d come over here and write about something every day or so, just to keep my brain in the practise of generating creativity. Nothing terribly exciting has happened today, so I’m just going to dump a stream of consciousness on you.
This is your fair […]