Gnurple dot Net

My inner geek ran wild the last couple of days.

DAY 1
Let’s jump back in time about a year when I first told you about my crummy, crummy laptop. For those playing along at home who’re too lazy to follow hyperlinks (it’s, like, sooo hard!), my old Toshiba laptop decided electricity was more of a […]

From the departments-are-like-points-on-whose-line department:
This was such a silly conversation that I had with Wartbag Smith (not his real name) that I had to share it with AZROLB. Names are changed to protect the innocent:

(20:20:38) NorMMonkeY: I had a cool idea today at lunch
(20:20:43) WartBag: do tell..
(20:20:56) NorMMonkeY: I went to Wendy’s and I brought […]

From the laptop-from-hell department:
Have you met my laptop? I think it is time for a laptop haiku:
Oh laptop
Your charging circuit is blown
And you weigh too much
Now it is time for a story. I do not know where my contractions have gone. Turn on your imagination and hand it over to me for […]

From the all-astern-weddings department:
OK, I’m a bad blogger. It’s been a while since I updated. Part of me says, “So what? Nobody reads this crap.” Then the part of me that started this thing says, “Dude! You started doing this as a way to release pent-up creativity, and to practise writing, and as a diary […]