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From the something-something department:
Back to the old job today.

AZROLB: Hunh?
OTH: That’s right, I was back at the ol’ monkey farm today. Yessir, AZROLB, the old digs fer sure.
AZROLB: What ‘n’ carnation ‘re you doin’ thar?

Well, it’s like this. I done got this new job, see, an’ I kinda had tuh, y’know, leave the […]

From the AZROLB-is-mad department:
Holy cow. It’s been a dog’s age since I wrote here last. Seriously. My neighbours have dogs, and in between the last post and this one the dogs have gone from running around and playing in the snow to sitting in lawn chairs, smoking stogies and drinking Labatt Blue.
You’ll […]

From the electronics department:
If you haven’t read Office Love, then you don’t know that once upon a time I had an office and now I’m in a cubicle pit.
Let me tell you a little bit about my job. I do technical support, which means I talk on the phone a lot. If you’ve […]

From the merry-christmas department:
I don’t know if anybody got a chance to check out my hole in the wall office (and here, for more wordy version). Well, it was the worst office in the place, with no natural light, very cage-like, etc.
But that’s no longer. We’re taking down the walls of my shithole […]

From the biggest-mistake-ever department:
This afternoon, at work, I had prepared an email to announce the latest version of our product to our clients. I gave it to my boss who added some marketing flair to it. Then it was given back to me to do the deed.
Boy, did I ever.
I pasted the email into a […]