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From the setting-sun department:
Turn on your imagination.
Is it on? Is it working? Imagine a meadow. Green grass, yellow flowers, a clear blue sky with fluffy white clouds and a bright, radiant sun. Birds are chirping, the calm wind ruffles the flowers and soothes your body.
Right. That was a […]

From the clean-your-clock department:
When we last heard from our tepid hero he was whining about a sucky weekend. Meh. Shit happens.
But now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for!
La piece de resistance!
El postado muy grande!
The story…
… of what I had for lunch!

FLASH BACK TO YESTERDAY EVENING. OUR TEPID HERO, SITTING ON HIS […]

From the memories department:
Here’s a little snippet dredged out of my memory, inspired by a message from somebody who expressed their enjoyment of being outdoors in all weather, day or night, rain or shine.

When was the last time you had fun in the rain?
I think back to a couple of summers ago. I’d biked […]

From the frozen-suxx0r-on-a-stick department:
Hah! I shall make up for my lame not-coming-here-and-blogging-everyday with another entry about nothing! I call this one “Teh SuXx0r: Lameness all-in!!!11!”
Today’s extra-lame blog is brought to you by the letter N, the numbers 4 and 2, and the add-on icemaker kit for refrigerators.
Yes, that’s right. I dedicate this blog to the […]

From the drain-the-main-brain department:
I made a silly promise to myself that I’d come over here and write about something every day or so, just to keep my brain in the practise of generating creativity. Nothing terribly exciting has happened today, so I’m just going to dump a stream of consciousness on you.
This is your fair […]

From the biggest-mistake-ever department:
This afternoon, at work, I had prepared an email to announce the latest version of our product to our clients. I gave it to my boss who added some marketing flair to it. Then it was given back to me to do the deed.
Boy, did I ever.
I pasted the email into a […]

From the all-astern-weddings department:
OK, I’m a bad blogger. It’s been a while since I updated. Part of me says, “So what? Nobody reads this crap.” Then the part of me that started this thing says, “Dude! You started doing this as a way to release pent-up creativity, and to practise writing, and as a diary […]