Update
Added by Update on 20061102-1108

Removed a few spams. Spam is like sand. It totally gets in everywhere.
What if...
Added by Some young guy on 20061102-1106

... you named your kid Vember? Then if he does something bad you can be all like, \"Hey, NO Vember!\"
Things that Suck
Added by NormMonkey on 20050908-0849

When you have to turn your radio down to zero because the commercial that\'s playing is so freaking annoying.

And they run the same damn commercial over and over again.

Augh!
Hockey Chick
Added by Tara on 20041026-0656

"That kinds hurt. I just punched my bladder. Now I gotta pee" - Peter Leclair, March 16th, 2004
contra mundum
Added by M5L27128K on 20041022-2206

Never let your mind go idle. When not properly focused and disciplined, it will lead you astray. The pathetic nature on mankind will set in. The magnitude and daunting disparity of life will grab hold of you. The mistakes and fears of the past will become those not yet committed; an endless cycle: a trap. Accomplishments and achievements lost to wasted hours fretting about petty emotions. Everything overwhelming. Everything an obfuscation of its true existence.

I could spend one hundred years lost in a dense forest and one day happen upon a path, yet I would turn my back upon the path and continue through the forest. To end one hundred years of suffering would allow my mind to go idle.
Spaced out
Added by NormMonkey on 20041019-1742

Please note that although the Add-O-Matic doohickey will wrap long lines and respect where you put
your
carriage returns
it won't respect where you put your spaces. If you put five spaces in a row, it'll think you're weird and collapse that down to one space.

Ain't HTML lovely. I can't make it replace spaces with non-breaking spaces because then the lines won't wrap properly.

At least, if you want to, you can put your own & n b s p ; in there and you'll be able to    do   something   like   this.
Deep Thoughts is Add-O-Matic enabled!
Added by NormMonkey on 20041019-1739

You can now add your own deep thoughts, or reply to other peoples' deep thoughts, etc. You can even add other peoples' deep thoughts, because there's *no code* to check that you are who you say you are.

Some suggestions:

* When somebody says something completely stupid, like "Why are there kitchen wolves in the bathroom?", add their stupid quote here.
* Please pick a nickname and stick with it. Use your forum name. Don't use somebody else's.
* You only get one chance to submit your stuff. If you make a silly typo or forgot something, you'll just have to be laughed at or correct yourself sheepishly and then get laughed at for that.
* Have fun

HAVE FUN!

I mean it!
From the Self Awareness Dept.

Have you ever noticed that sometimes you can sing along with the music in
almost perfect tune, not missing a beat, and sometimes you can't hold a note if
you tried?  Did you ever wonder if it's because you just don't have the same
vocal control all of a sudden, or is it because you always suck but most
of the time you just can't tell?

Things that Suck

Sometimes you feel all pumped up, like you could go and hang out with friends,
talk for hours, but nobody calls and you end up watching TV like a vegetable.
Two days later, when you don't want to talk to anybody but your cat and being a
couch potato is the only thing on your mind, that's when your friends start
calling.

Things that Suck

When you see a totally hot chick, with long blonde hair, a really short top and
awesome shorts, and you want to stop and stare at her for infinity but you
can't because you're driving and you really have to watch the road.

Things that Suck

When somebody gets on the elevator on ground floor and gets off at 2.  I mean,
it's okay if the person's elderly or unfit, but man, when you see some kid
running down the hall like all get out and then he gets in the elevator with
you and pushes 2, that sucks.

Things that Suck

That exact moment when, after everything's been going well for you, and you
feel on top of the world and you think you can handle anything, suddenly one
little thing goes wrong and you see the big picture of all the problems that
you really have that you've been ignoring because you thought you were the
Daddy Mac.


Oh, yeah, and the same thing as above, except nothing went wrong, you're just
feeling great and then you remember feeling great the last time, and how little
it took to bring you down, man.

Things that Suck

When you haven't updated your "Deep Thoughts" webpage in years, man.  YEARS.

Things that Suck

When you're skiing down a hill and you think you're the King of Town and your
confidence level goes way up, but then a tiny bump or fluff of snow takes you
out and you're sliding down the hill on your back, and everybody on the
chairlift can see you.